I am:

a male
a smoker
a heterosexual
a wine drinker
a scotch lover (though ex-drinker)

a cherry vanilla creme soda drinker
a music fanatic
a book devour-er
a lighter stealer
a messy home keeper
a writing utensil collector
a politics boffin
a techno freak
a pot smoker (though ex-smoker)
a psychedelic ingester
a recluse
a wanna-be serious person

a rhetorician
an Acura owner
a percussionist
a former Rush fan
a closet Deadhead
a wanna-be drug reformer
too busy
too tired
sometimes lost
sometimes happy
rather quaint
a momma's boy
 

a boot fit jean wearer
a masturbator
a SoCal female fanatic
a brother
a son
a grandson
a nephew
a step son
a foreigner
an ex-Muslim
an atheist
a sushi freak

an ex-boyfriend
a dog owner
me
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