"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax." -
Einstein
"Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye." - Anon
"The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money -- then make
money with money -- then make lots of money with lots of money." -Paul
Erdman
"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." - Robert Frost
"To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness." - Russell
"Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it." - Russell